Siren海

22 • 女性 • Luwan Qu, Shanghai, China

more than a girlfriend experience

注册时间 2017年9月29日
最近登录 2017年10月1日
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Siren海的个人资料

伴游对象男性种族亚洲生活方式期望值高奢教育程度研究生学历是否抽烟非吸烟者体型S型职业书寓是否喝酒社交应酬身高165 厘米

自我介绍

A distinctive soul beneath a lovely face
胜过女友般的体验
好看的皮囊千篇一律
Pretty faces fade away
有趣的灵魂万里挑一。
While accordingly, a distinctive soul seems more exorbitant due to scarcity.
基于存在主义的假设,意思比意义重要
Taste rather than meaning matters more based on the Existential hypothesis
在SA上,我保证您找不到比我更有意思和文化素养更高的人
I can guarantee that you won’t discover anyone who would be more interesting and cultured than me on SA
如果有,都是我以另一种形式的存在。
And each of them is an incarnation of me provided that she happens to be found.
任何关于我本身的信息都不是重点(但您的是 毕竟我不会浪费时间见不具备支付能力者:),只需要记住我有能力让您放松和开心——不只是任何别人都能提供的欲望宣泄,更是你渴望的被理解和被倾听。
It doesn’t matter that where I come from, what my major is or any other information about myself(but urs does for fear that u r incapable of affording). Just remember that I will be the exact girl who can give you relief and make you happy——not only the vent of sex which any escort can provide, but also the confidential inner voice that you long to be heard and understood.
当然 如果您想谈工作 我广博的知识储备相信同样可以带来跨学科的启示
Of course, if your focus lies on your mundane routine, I can also render interdisciplinary Apocalypse according to my wild knowledge reserve. (funds/securities/mergers&acquisitions/derivatives/law/TMT/energy/TED…;psychology/philosophy/economics/sociology/history/liberal arts…)

伴游目标

天下没有免费的午餐
特别是考虑到培养出一个孩子的高昂成本
Nothing is for free especially considering the high cost of education to cultivate a child like me
所以邀请我共进晚餐或者小酌请付费
Therefore, I am p-a-i-d to have supper or a drink with you
注意那不便宜(敲黑板!)
Warning:it may cost a lot
如果不认同这一点请不要私信:)
Never message me if you don’t accept this :)
但我衷心希望您会觉得这样的体验物超所值
but it is highly appreciated and sincerely hoped that you will enjoy a good time.
当然 如果您满意我们还可以商议后续
We can naturally discuss the post activities if you are pleased and want to be satisfied further.
无法苛求长短,但任何长期都始于第一次
Any long-term starts with one beautiful night, you know
心动不如行动
Action is better than excitement.
让我们的约会开始于一封您认真阅读本页内容后的诚挚私信吧
Make sure you have read words above carefully before messaging me.
卖萌乱入的彩蛋君:
以上英文皆为自己亲笔翻译
个人喜欢意译(信达雅什么哒啦啦啦~)
不过有些句子是先写英文后写中文 所以有点像英式中文= = lol
中英文一起食用口味会更棒哦么么哒~
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